The fields for Thursday's playoffs are set. All games are at 6:30. The finals with Try Hard with a Vengeance vs [untitled] will take place on Tuesday, August 20 at Breese Stevens at 7:45pm.
Finals is Tuesday, August 20th at Breese Stevens Field. Information here: https://www.facebook.com/events/605673613173215/?notif_t=plan_user_associated¬if_id=1564424073173228
Fall League Registration Information here: http://www.mufa.org/mufa/where-to-play/leagues/fall-league/
The MUFA Board of Directors is holding a public meeting on Sunday, August 11th at the Fitchburg Dane. Information here: https://www.facebook.com/events/549383092264691/
Contact Wildwood Productions with any shirt questions or additional shirt or disc purchases: http://www.mufa.org/mufa/2019-team-color-list/
DO NOT park in double stalls intended for vehicles with trailers. You will get a ticket.
|6/4/2019 (T)||L c||7||13||We Suck (10-7)||4||1858||Sandstone 1 (Map) (Diagram)||6:00||Ice Blue|
|6/11/2019 (T)||W c||11||9||Space Hucks (9-9)||4||1171||Sandstone 2 (Map) (Diagram)||7:30|
|6/13/2019 (R)||W c||13||2||Warrior Princesses (5-12-1)||5||637||Blackhawk 1 (Map) (Diagram)||6:00||Texas Orange|
|6/18/2019 (T)||W c||13||10||Ring of Fire (9-9)||4||1572||Hiestand 1 (Map)||6:00||ice blue|
|6/20/2019 (R)||L c||8||13||Mad Carls (10-8)||3||1740||Hiestand 2 (Map)||7:30|
|6/25/2019 (T)||L c||10||13||It's Circular - The Comeback Tour (10-8-2)||2||1665||Blackhawk 1 (Map) (Diagram)||6:00||White|
|7/2/2019 (T)||L c||10||13||Tops and Bottoms (15-5-1)||5||1432||Midtown 2 (Map) (Diagram)||7:30||Blue|
|7/9/2019 (T)||W c||13||5||Earth Ninjas (4-14)||3||1193||Olbrich 2 (Map) (Diagram)||6:00||Black|
|7/11/2019 (R)||L c||11||13||Green Eggs & Hammers (10-9)||5||1374||Blackhawk 1 (Map) (Diagram)||6:00||Grape Ape|
|7/16/2019 (T)||L c||5||13||Sofa Kingdom (9-8)||3||1491||Northstar 6 (Map) (Diagram)||6:00|
|7/18/2019 (R)||L c||11||13||Honey Badgers (15-5)||5||1665||Northstar 5 (Map) (Diagram)||6:00||Maize|
|7/23/2019 (T)||W c||13||9||New Phone, Who Disc? (12-10)||5||1329||Blackhawk 2 (Map) (Diagram)||7:15||Charcoal/Black|
|7/25/2019 (R)||W c||13||6||Teach Me How to Hucky (10-8-1)||6||1282||Olbrich 4 (Map) (Diagram)||5:45||Kelly Kapowski Green|
|7/30/2019 (T)||L c||11||12||Team Discount (9-8)||4||1390||Swan Creek (Map)||5:45||Yellow|
|8/1/2019 (R)||L c||8||13||Breaking Ramrod (14-5)||6||1497||Stoner Prairie Z (Map) (Diagram)||7:15||Helconia Pink|
|8/6/2019 (T)||W c||13||11||Disc-it and Gravy (9-9)||5||1401||Northstar 2 (Map) (Diagram)||5:45|
|8/8/2019 (R)||W c||13||9||Our Drinking Team has an Ultimate Problem (11-7)||6||1484||Northstar 5 (Map) (Diagram)||5:45||Orange|
|8/13/2019 (T)||L c||9||13||Green Eggs & Hammers (10-9)||5||1374||Blackhawk 2 (Map) (Diagram)||6:30||Grape Ape|
Teams can be forfeited for playing any player who is not on this list or for playing any player who is not paid.
[Yankee Stadium, Conference Room: A group of staff, including George, are gathered around a table. George is picking shrimp off a platter, dipping them sauce, and stuffing them in his face.]
BILL: Well, if the big man wants a new scoreboard, I don't wanna be the one to tell him no.
REILLY: No-one in the park is gonna be able to see it from there.
GEORGE [through a mouthful of shrimp]: Well, why don't we just put a monitor in his skybox?
REILLY: Hey George, the ocean called. They're running outta shrimp.
GEORGE: The ocean called. Running outta shrimp. Outta shrimp! Oh! Yes! That's what I shoulda said! Dammit!
[New York Health & Racquet Club]
JERRY: 'The ocean called, They're running outta shrimp'?
GEORGE: Yeah, yeah, yeah. But then, I said to him, 'Oh yeah? Well, the jerkstore called, and they're running outta you.'
JERRY: Really? That's great. You said that to him?
GEORGE: Well, actually, I thought it up on the way over here.
ELAINE: How 'bout this one? How 'bout, 'Your cranium called. It's got some space to rent.'?
GEORGE: What does that mean?
JERRY: Hey, here you go. 'Hey, Reilly. The zoo called. You're due back by six.'
GEORGE: No. No, no, no. You're not helping me.
KRAMER: Look, just tell him you had sex with his wife. That'll kill him.
GEORGE: I'm not looking for another line! I got the line!
KRAMER: Look, George, just think about it. You know, you're married, how would you feel if somebody says to you that they just had se...
GEORGE: Alright! alright! You see? This is why I hate writing with a large group. Everybody has their own little opinions, and it all gets homogenized, and you lose the whole edge of it. I'm going with jerkstore! Jerkstore is the line! Jerk store! Yess!
[Jerry's Apartment, later]
GEORGE: Reilly is no longer with the club. You believe that?
JERRY: Ah, you're better off. Now you can just let it go.
GEORGE: Yeah, I'm gonna let it go.
JERRY: You never really had the right comeback, anyway.
GEORGE: Are you insane?!? Jerkstore, woulda smoked that guy! Smoked him, I say.
GEORGE: So, guess where Mr 'Ocean phoned' turned up? He's working for Firestone, in Akron, Ohio.
GEORGE: Yep. I'm leaving first thing tomorrow morning.
JERRY: You're flying to Akron, just to zing a guy?
GEORGE: Don't you understand? It's not about him. To have a line as perfect as 'jerkstore' and to never use it. I, I couldn't live with myself.
ELAINE: See, there are no jerkstores. It..it's just a little confusing, is all.
GEORGE: It's smart! It's a smart line, and a smart crowd will appreciate it! And, I'm not gonna dumb it down for some bonehead mass audience!
[Firestone Boardroom, Akron: Several people sit around a table, including Reilly and George, who is again stuffing his face with shrimp.]
REILLY: So, George. You're proposing a snow tyre day at Yankee Stadium?
GEORGE: Long as they don't throw 'em on the field. Help yourself to some shrimp, I brought enough for everybody.
MCADAM: I have to say this, this proposal doesn't make a whole lot of sense.
GEORGE: Well, you never know. Let's see how many I can fit in my mouth.
REILLY: You know, George...the ocean called. They're running outta shrimp.
GEORGE [standing triumphantly]: Oh yeah, Reilly? Well, the jerkstore called. They're running outta you!
REILLY: What's the difference? You're their all-time best seller!
GEORGE: Yeah? Well, I had sex with your wife!
MCADAM: His wife is in a coma.
GEORGE: 'My wife's in a coma.' Yeah? Well, the life support machine called and...
GEORGE: Wait! Yes! That's what I should've said!
GEORGE [swinging his car around with a squeal of tires to head back to the airport]: Huh haha! You're meat, Reilly! You just screwed yourself! Ha ha!