Summer League 2018 > Swiss Adv/Intermediate/Rec TR

Aug 23 - all remaining championships and consolation championships are optional for today. Games are scheduled for 6:30 pm. . Contact your opposing captain to ensure the game will happen.

Tier 1 consolation - Northstar 1

Tier 2 winners bracket championship - Manchester 1

Tier 2 consolation - Sandstone 1

Tier 3 winners bracket championship - Stoner Prairie A

Tier 3 consolation - Sandstone 2

Tier 4 winners bracket championship - Manchester 2

Tier 4 consolation - Northstar 5

Tier 5 winners bracket championship -  Northstar 6

Tier 5 consolation - Manchester 3

Tier 6 winners bracket championship - Midtown 1

Tier 6 consolation - Midtown 2

Tier 7 winners bracket championship - Midtown 3

Tier 7 consolation - Hiestand 1

Tier 8 winners bracket championship - Hiestand 2

Tier 8 consolation -  Northstar 2

 

 

 

View the brackets using the link next to your Group on the standings page.

Summer League Finals will take place at Breese Stevens Field on Wednesday, August 22nd. Free food and drink for all summer league participants. Guests can get food and drink ($5 donation suggested).

 

Fall League info here: http://www.mufa.org/mufa/where-to-play/leagues/fall-league/


Jerkstore
Self Rating: 4
Performance Rating: (-)


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Games:

 (captains should login first to submit results)
Date Win
or
Loss
Score Opp.
Score
Opponent Self
Rtg
Perf
Rtg
Field Game
Time
Color
6/5/2018 (T)c13 Team Hot Stuff (6-9-2)41403Hiestand 1 (Map)7:30Charcoal
6/7/2018 (R)c13 Scoobery Woop Scoopity Doop (10-8)51701Swan Creek (Map)7:30Charcoal Grey
6/12/2018 (T)c13 10 Ring of Fire (6-9-1)51205Hiestand 1 (Map)6:00White
6/14/2018 (R)c13 Scoober Snacks (6-10)51109Manchester 2 (Map) (Diagram)6:00Orange
6/19/2018 (T)c13 Born in the Land of Sky Blue (Squadron) Waters (5-14)3670Sandstone 1 (Map) (Diagram)7:30Atomic blue
6/28/2018 (R)c13 Earth Ninjas (7-10)31303Midtown 2 (Map) (Diagram)7:30Black
7/3/2018 (T)c13 Breaking Wind (7-11)41201Hiestand 2 (Map)7:30Lime Shock
7/10/2018 (T)c13 Mike Huckrone (10-6-1)41510Olbrich 2 (Map) (Diagram)7:30Purple
7/12/2018 (R)c13 4th Class Relics (6-10-1)61152Midtown 4 (Map) (Diagram)7:30black
7/17/2018 (T)c13 The Incredible Huck (3-14)31319Burr Jones 2 (Map) (Diagram)7:30
7/19/2018 (R)c13 We Suck (12-5)51661Hiestand 1 (Map)6:00Red
7/24/2018 (T)c12 Rodents of Unusual Size: I'm XVIII and I Like It (10-5-2)31546Manchester 2 (Map) (Diagram)5:45purple
7/26/2018 (R)c12 Whiskey Discs (11-3-2)61425Northstar 5 (Map) (Diagram)5:45Sea frost
7/31/2018 (T)c12 11 Lil' Uzi Vert Stack (6-9-1)51309Olbrich 4 (Map) (Diagram)7:15
8/2/2018 (R)c13 10 Green Eggs and Hammers (10-8)51326Olbrich 1 (Map) (Diagram)5:45Dark Blue
8/7/2018 (T)c13 Green Eggs and Hammers (10-8)51326Hiestand 1 (Map)5:45Dark Blue
8/14/2018 (T)c12 14 Disc-fil-A (14-3-1)61263Burr Jones 2 (Map) (Diagram)5:45Pink
   

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Players on the team

Teams can be forfeited for playing any player who is not on this list or for playing any player who is not paid.

Women

  1. Boatman, Anna (SUB)
  2. Friant, Sagan
  3. Lewandowski, Sarah
  4. Liegel, Amy
  5. Litersky, Ann
  6. McDonell, Jordan
  7. Thompson, Hillary
  8. TRINKLE, Dora
  9. Weiser, Julia
  10. Wentworth, Morgan

Men

  1. Kautzer, Nate
  2. Kopish, Treeman (Captain)
  3. Murray, Jacob (SUB)
  4. Myatt, Jason
  5. Olson, Eric (Captain)
  6. Rohde, Bill
  7. Sellin, Adam
  8. Shelton, Daniel
  9. Stark, Kevin (Captain)
  10. Trinkle, Dennis

Team Bio

[Yankee Stadium, Conference Room: A group of staff, including George, are gathered around a table. George is picking shrimp off a platter, dipping them sauce, and stuffing them in his face.]

BILL: Well, if the big man wants a new scoreboard, I don't wanna be the one to tell him no.
REILLY: No-one in the park is gonna be able to see it from there.
GEORGE [through a mouthful of shrimp]: Well, why don't we just put a monitor in his skybox?
REILLY: Hey George, the ocean called. They're running outta shrimp.

[George's Car]

GEORGE: The ocean called. Running outta shrimp. Outta shrimp! Oh! Yes! That's what I shoulda said! Dammit!

[New York Health & Racquet Club]

JERRY: 'The ocean called, They're running outta shrimp'?
GEORGE: Yeah, yeah, yeah. But then, I said to him, 'Oh yeah? Well, the jerkstore called, and they're running outta you.'
JERRY: Really? That's great. You said that to him?
GEORGE: Well, actually, I thought it up on the way over here.

[Jerry's Apartment]

ELAINE: How 'bout this one? How 'bout, 'Your cranium called. It's got some space to rent.'?
GEORGE: What does that mean?
JERRY: Hey, here you go. 'Hey, Reilly. The zoo called. You're due back by six.'
GEORGE: No. No, no, no. You're not helping me.
KRAMER: Look, just tell him you had sex with his wife. That'll kill him.
GEORGE: I'm not looking for another line! I got the line!
KRAMER: Look, George, just think about it. You know, you're married, how would you feel if somebody says to you that they just had se...
GEORGE: Alright! alright! You see? This is why I hate writing with a large group. Everybody has their own little opinions, and it all gets homogenized, and you lose the whole edge of it. I'm going with jerkstore! Jerkstore is the line! Jerk store! Yess!

[Jerry's Apartment, later]

GEORGE: Reilly is no longer with the club. You believe that?
JERRY: Ah, you're better off. Now you can just let it go.
GEORGE: Yeah, I'm gonna let it go.
JERRY: You never really had the right comeback, anyway.
GEORGE: Are you insane?!? Jerkstore, woulda smoked that guy! Smoked him, I say.

[Monk's]

GEORGE: So, guess where Mr 'Ocean phoned' turned up? He's working for Firestone, in Akron, Ohio.
ELAINE: Ohio?
GEORGE: Yep. I'm leaving first thing tomorrow morning.
JERRY: You're flying to Akron, just to zing a guy?
GEORGE: Don't you understand? It's not about him. To have a line as perfect as 'jerkstore' and to never use it. I, I couldn't live with myself.
ELAINE: See, there are no jerkstores. It..it's just a little confusing, is all.
GEORGE: It's smart! It's a smart line, and a smart crowd will appreciate it! And, I'm not gonna dumb it down for some bonehead mass audience!

[Firestone Boardroom, Akron: Several people sit around a table, including Reilly and George, who is again stuffing his face with shrimp.]

REILLY: So, George. You're proposing a snow tyre day at Yankee Stadium?
GEORGE: Long as they don't throw 'em on the field. Help yourself to some shrimp, I brought enough for everybody.
MCADAM: I have to say this, this proposal doesn't make a whole lot of sense.
GEORGE: Well, you never know. Let's see how many I can fit in my mouth.
REILLY: You know, George...the ocean called. They're running outta shrimp.
GEORGE [standing triumphantly]: Oh yeah, Reilly? Well, the jerkstore called. They're running outta you!
REILLY: What's the difference? You're their all-time best seller!
GEORGE: Yeah? Well, I had sex with your wife!
MCADAM: His wife is in a coma.

[Geroge's Car]

GEORGE: 'My wife's in a coma.' Yeah? Well, the life support machine called and...
GEORGE: Wait! Yes! That's what I should've said!
GEORGE [swinging his car around with a squeal of tires to head back to the airport]: Huh haha! You're meat, Reilly! You just screwed yourself! Ha ha!